c h o c o l a t h e a d w e l c o m e s y o u

You know you’re famous when you heard ridiculous rumors about you lingering around until one day a friend of yours break it to you. That’s what happened to me. Somehow, I don’t know how, a rumor spreads saying that my ex-boyfriend is studying the same course as I do and he’s here in USM. Which means he’s in the same class as I do every single day. The thing is, I don’t even know who is the “ex-boyfriend of mine” that they are talking about. They sure know a lot about me more than I do. The rumors also said that my ex boyfriend is someone from my diploma days back then. And that was yesteryear. And I bet they’re cracking their heads thinking about who is the guy. Guys in my class are so little in amount; I bet they’re already had their bets on which one of those guys is my ex-boyfriend.

The problem is, they don’t know one fact about me that may come as a shock to some people. I don’t have a boyfriend. I NEVER had one. Yup. Not even one. Never in my life I have a boyfriend. So, when I heard about all of those rumors about me having an ex-boyfriend who studies with me, I laugh a bit and shook my head in denial. And somehow, I wish that was true. You know, if it’s true, I can save myself from the embarrassment of telling every single person who asked me about the rumors that I never had a boyfriend. Shoot.

Aina come up to me one day and told me about the rumors and asked me if it’s true. I admire her courage and her instinct to know the truth. Luckily she asked me about it because if not, I will forever be in the dark, not knowing what people say about me behind my back. The rumor has been around for some time now. But the most mind-boggling mystery of all is who the heck spread this rumor. And how the f*** he or she seems to know everything about me. Which is wrong anyway. Owh, wtf.

I should be grateful. This incident shows that I am now someone notorious and a renowned individual in my class for someone that somehow he/she is willing to sacrifice the precious minutes in her/his life to spread bizarre lies about me. I am not annoyed at all. Why should I? It’s a total lie.

I am happy!